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Even though I had wanked-off 14 times in 50 minutes - they asked me to jack-off one more time with the lids so they could take some readings.
I was fucking lucky - 96dB!
The eviction threshold is 98dB and I was warned that one extra lid could have made all the difference here.
Next morning I realised that in my excitement I'd completely forgotten about the pressure-cooker lid - which was still sitting in the cupboard.
How fucking lucky is that?
Utter joke.
For someone that has trouble even walking - I think the door to the world of Burlesque-style Entertainment is firmly closed in your case.