Me, I'll doom this thread before it starts, by saying I like the adult version of Agado by Black Lace.... lots of people hate it!
"Have a screw, screw, screw - can you give my friend one too?
Can I have a screw 'cos there's nothing else will do.
If you hold my tool, if you hold it nice and tight,
You can screw it in, you can screw it in tonight!"